X-Mas

The sign on the church by my house makes me laugh hysterically.
"Merry Jesus Christmas"
Religion is just people failing to live their own lives. Yeah, you can call me a Nancy.
I'm just in the worst BAHUMBUG mood this year.
Gawsh. Sorry Guys.

Advice

Get away from me while you can.
I'm nothing worth your time.

Science of Sleep

Sleep Paralysis:

So about the beginning of last year I started experiencing these dreams where my mind is awake but my body is completely lifeless and can NOT move. Usually these dreams leave me with my eyes moving vividly with closed eyelids, demonic figures attacking me, and me trying my hardest to call for help completely distressed. This dream sequence of mine is so unbearable. It usually happens when I am sleeping on my back. My first dream like this was not as horrid as my more recent one's, I just figured that I probably was thinking weird things before I went to sleep or I ate something bad. The second dream was about a month later and I woke up in a panic and out of breath sweating. Crying and scared I was too much of a pussy to get up and go get someone so I just called my sister from my cell, whom of which was only the room across from me. I ended up sleeping in her bed that night and she told me I would not stop shaking in my sleep. After that dream I didn't have them for about 9 months, then recently last week I had two which weren't too bad but still left me stressed out. Then last night was the worst, I fell asleep upstairs on the couch and I was perfectly fine. Then I dreamt I was coming from my room going to the couch to go to sleep, which is well you know, practical. So there I was walking to the couch, and then all of a sudden the room got bigger so it was a longer distance to the couch. Once I reached the the couch I began to sit down when all of a sudden I felt a strong force pick me up from my neck while about three dark demon forces were attacking me while in the air. I could hear my parents snoring in their room so I started screaming mentally, but physically the yelling would not come out. "STOP! STOP! STOP!", was all I could repeat. I could feel my eyes moving rapidly, finally I woke up sweating, out of breath and teeth clenched. My parent's snoring when I woke up was in sync with my dream so it felt more like a reality. I didn't want to go back to sleep so I turned on the tv to watch Nick Jr. ha. Eventually I did fall back to sleep but only for about 2 1/2 hours. I woke up this morning feeling depressed and pissed off and more importantly my neck sore. I am afraid to back to sleep tonight, Wish Me Luck.